failures and what not.

i don't fail.

enough said.

but this one time, i almost did.

I can't speak spanish.

I can't eat bananas.

I can't look at slugs.

I can't look at mold.

I can't look at ugly people publicly displaying affection.

I can't understand math.

I can't understand people who don't like me.

I can't live with a crocodile.

I can't hug a leper.

I can't hate adam langley.

I can't enjoy action comedies.

I can't enjoy Angelina jolie.

Infact I stand a lot of current actors.

I can't understand the point of any belief but that of in yourself.

I can't comprehend the idea of a "all knowing being"

I can't understand why people think love is a matter of age.


Thus I fail.

I am a failure.